Saturday, June 11, 2016

Warcraft: Internet Users Hate This Movie So I Don't Have To



Instead of watching this dumpster fire myself-- I decided to seek out the best of the worst user reviews the internet had to offer on sites like IMDB, rottentomatoes, and metacritic, etc. These are the highlights:



"Every scene after the first one demolishes any hope I had of this being an enjoyable experience. It's obvious that a ton of hard work went into this film from many talented artists, technicians, and professionals, but the truth is no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig..."

"Every minute was pure torture. Apparently this appeals to some group of people but I'm at a completely loss as to how or why."

"Uwe Boll is known for making worst movies based on games, but even he could not make it worse than this one!!!" 

"This movie is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen, including any Adam Sandler movie produced."

"Pretty unbelievable that post-production didn't decide to destroy all evidence of this movie ever being made in order to save their own careers as well as those of the rest of the cast."

"This movie has about as many laughs as a root canal."

"There is a lot of running around and yelling and go to the place and get the thing, but none of it is particularly entertaining."

"The lines were so woodenly delivered I thought I was watching the Phantom Menace."

"This film misses the mark and seems like it was made without any idea of what actually makes a story engaging."

"If you watched this movie with someone who said they loved it, you might want to reconsider your relationship with them."

"The plot that feels more like a first chapter in an endless, tedious saga of movies full of noise and CGI."

"Not a great movie or even a good one, but the air conditioning in the theater was cold."

"Every single actor really hates being in this movie and they don't even have the decency of hiding it."

"For the price of admission you can go buy a cheese-grater at Walmart, run home and use it to attempt self pleasure and achieve a more satisfying experience."

"The only thing worse than this movie are the people who are big fans of the game feeling pissed off about how bad the reviews are."

"It's the Transformers of fantasy movies."

"You don't even learn character names until 20+ fucking minutes into the movie."

"It's all too similar to sitting down at a friend's house, watching him play a game for two hours then jerking off into his bowl of Funyans and asking you-- 'you mad bro?'"

D (based off avg. critic scores) 

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