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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Doctor Strange: Marvel on LSD

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I think I'm going to advise everyone reading this that I should not be the go-to review for any Marvel movie from now on unless it...
Sunday, November 27, 2016

Allied: Casablanca Meets No Way Out

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I think it's been decided that Brad Pitt should just make World War II movies. Yeah, The Big Short was great and yeah, World War Z wa...
Saturday, November 26, 2016

Hacksaw Ridge: A Fantastic And Necessary Tale Of Heroism

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I'm going to begin this review by acknowledging the fact that Mel Gibson is a garbage human. The misogyny, the racism, the anti-semit...
Sunday, November 20, 2016

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them: It's No HP, But It'll Do

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I began the Harry Potter books as a young lad and became enthralled by them.  I wanted to be a wizard myself, I wanted to go to Hogwarts,...
Friday, November 11, 2016

Arrival: The Story Of Our Lives

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Aliens come down to Earth. They set twelve of their ships in twelve different locations all over the planet. They attempt to communicate ...
Monday, October 31, 2016

Ouija Origin of Evil: A Shocking Prequel To A Once Dreadful Franchise

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Let me preface this review by stating that there is no reason I should've seen this film. I really enjoy horror movies, especially i...
Tuesday, October 11, 2016

The Girl on the Train: It's No Gone Girl

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I find myself on entertainment news sites quite frequently.  IMDB is one of the first apps I look at on my phone regularly. I'm very ...