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Friday, July 24, 2015

Pixels: A Festering Cesspool Of Rotting Animal Carcass Wrapped Up And Called An Adam Sandler Film

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I swear to God, Adam Sandler will have his comeback comedy.  He'll eventually give up his tired ways of trying so hard not to make us...
Sunday, July 19, 2015

Trainwreck: Effectively Charming Reverse Commit-O-Phobe

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Back in the mid-2000s, Judd Apatow emerged with The 40-Year Old Virgin and essentially changed the face of comedy from then through even...
Sunday, July 12, 2015

Minions: Nothing More Than A Decent Distraction

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The way I feel about the new Minions movie is the way I've felt about all of the Despicable Me films... they're a good hour and a...

Why This Season Of Orange Is The New Black SUCKED

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I've been a fan of OITNB since it's conception as one of Netflix's staple shows.  It's normally a well-written, well-fle...
Thursday, July 9, 2015

Dope: The Dope Lebowski

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Just a few days ago I was explaining how nice it is to see smaller movies during the summer to bring back the joy of film during a time...
Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Me And Earl And The Dying Girl: That Random Summer Movie That Reminds You Film Isn't Entirely Dead

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So, there was one thing about the summer that I had forgotten and I'd like make a public blog apology.  It seems like every summer I ...
Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Terminator: Genisys: The Fun Kinda Dumb

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Terminator: Genisys is a big ole bucket of dumb.  A satchel of stupid.  It's the incoherent ramblings of an alternative Terminator f...